Just a Detective Case (kās) (Hercule Poirot)

Do you know Hercule Poirot? He's a fictional Belgian detective created by Agatha Christie, which is the greatest after Sherlock Holmes. The books are always the greatest hits. One of the famous books known as "The Big Four".

Los Angeles was being stormed by the first printed "The Big Four" with the author signature on the first page. Melinda, who is the big fan of Hercule Poirot, went to the book store to see it for herself. The book store was crowded by Hercule Poirot's fans. An auction was being held, when she got there. And the book would be given to the highest bet.

"1,000 dollar" An old man said.
"1,500 dollar" An old lady shouted.
"2,500 dollar" Melinda tried to be the highest bet. She preferred to eat instant noodle for a whole month rather than to lose the book.

"20,000 dollar!"

Wow! All eyes looked at a 20-years-old beautiful lady. Of course, the book fell onto her hand, since she's the highest bet. After the crowded had dismissed, Melinda came to her, as she's curious about the book.

"Good afternoon miss. Sorry to bother you."
"Yes, can I help you?"
"I'm a big fan of Hercule Poirot. Do you mind if take a look at the signature?" Melinda said with a big hope.

Fortunately, that lady called Cindy didn't mind about it. So, she showed the book to Melinda. Melinda open the page carefully and read the book. The page looked very old. There's something written on it:

To my lovely grandchild.

I wrote this book for you. Hope you will study hard.

Your grandfather,
Hercule Poirot

Suddenly, Melinda's expression changed.
"Cindy, there's something wrong with this writing. Take a look." Melinda showed the book to Cindy.
"Hmm.. I guess you're right. Let's talk to the bookstore owner"

The bookstore owner admitted his fault. He confessed that he himself who wrote it to be able to sell the book at high price. However, he returned all Cindy's money.

How did Melinda was able to prove that the writing was fake?

Please write it in comment :)

Just some News (nyüz)

One day John called his employee.

His employee came and knocked his door.

*Knock.. Knock..*

"Come in" John said.

"Did you call me sir? Is there anything you want to discuss with me?" The employee replied.

"Yes, you're fired" John said.

"WHAT!!?? Why is it so sudden!!?? Did I do something wrong!??" The employee shocked

"No, it's not like that. You've done nothing wrong. We're trying to restructure the company here." John tried to calm him.

And then John continued "But, we have some good news and bad news for you. Which one you want to hear first?"

The employee said "Ok, I'll hear the good news first"

John replied "You will stay at home and still receiving salary"

The employee "So, what's the bad news then?"

"You will have to find another company to pay your salary..."

"......!!"

Just a Desperation (dĕs'pə-rā'shən)

Have you ever felt desperate? Don't be. Because desperate not only may harm you, but also may harm all the people near you, like your family or your buddy.

You may never known what will happen to them, as sometime you didn't realize what have you done to yourself or even to them.

A man called Dow sat in the cafe, his mind was blank while his hand was stirring a glass of ice tea.

In mean time, his friend, John, came from behind to surprise him and suddenly drank up the ice tea. He meant that for a joke.
But, Dow cried and that made John worried about him.

"C'mon man!! You're a soldier and that was a joke. Don't be like a child" John said.

"This day is the worst day in my life" Dow replied.

"What's wrong? Maybe I could help" John said.

"This morning, I've lost my commander's gun"

"C'mon, It's not a big deal. You have a strong body. You can be someone's bodyguard"

"That's not all, John. After I got fired, I went straight home. When I got there, I found out that my wife was sleeping with my friends" (Friends!!?? OMG!!! Haha..)

"Stop thinking about it. Just divorce her. There are many women you can find out there. I believe they will like your strong body"

"That's not all. I was desperate, I want to commit suicide. I bought some poisons and mixed it with the ice tea. When I was about to drink it, you came and grabbed it..."

Just a Salesman (sālz'mən)

We all know how disturbing salesmen are, when they come to your house, knock and offer something that actually you don't need it. Somethings like dictionary (hey, you can find anything in internet nowadays) or vacuum cleaner ( i bet you'll buy electronic things in a more reliable store together with the warranty).

Well, here is a funny story about salesman...

When I was young, I saw a salesman knocked my neighbor's door. He brought a vacuum cleaner. Yeah.. Of course he wanted to sell that vacuum cleaner.

My neighbor opened the door. Without saying "hi", the salesman barged into the house and suddenly he spread some cow shits.

After he's done that, he said "Don't worry ma'am, let me prove to you that I can clean all of these mess with my vacuum cleaner. If I can't clean it up, I make sure to you that I'll eat all those shits"

My neighbor said "Hmm... Do you want any ketchup or chili to eat with?"

"??? What's the matter ma'am? You don't trust me?" The salesman replied

"Can't you see that we're having a blackout at the moment..."

Just a joke (jōk)

One day, John, a 40-years-old guy, dressed up very well. Well enough until you couldn't differ him with teenagers. He went to Indonesia Plaza to shop his necessities. When he was walking to taxi stand, a guy robbed him and left him with only an underwear.

Then, he ran to taxi stand, he tried to explain what had happened to him and asked the taxi driver to drive him to his place.
He promised the taxi driver to pay him when he got home. However, the taxi driver didn't trust him and said "You beggar.. Don't try to trick me, will ya.."

John was really upset to hear that and seek revenge to that taxi driver.

On the other day, he went to Indonesia Plaza again. After finished shopping, he walked to the taxi stand. He found many taxis were waiting for commuters. Then, he searched for the taxi driver who "dumped" him before. And actually, he found him!

Ok, now he planned something to deal with him..
Think..
Think....
Think......
Aha! He said.. He came up with an idea.

He went to the first taxi in the queue.
"Dude, how much is it to Pondok Indah?" John asked.
"Like usual, $10 will do" the taxi driver replied.
"After we got there, we'll do sodomy. Don't worry, I'll give you more money later. How bout that?" John asked again.
"WHAT THE F*CK!? Do you think I'm HOMO!?" angry the taxi driver.

All the taxi drivers in the queue got angry when he asked the same questions.
He kept doing that until the last taxi driver; the taxi driver that "dumped" him before.

Looked like that the taxi driver had forgotten John.
"Dude, how much is it to Pondok Indah?" John asked.
"Like usual, not much, just $10." he replied.
"Ok then, let's go." John hopped in to the taxi without asking any further. While he was hoping in, he saw the taxi driver's license name. It's Marcus.

Since the taxi was in the last queue, the taxi driver shouted at the other taxi drivers in front of him to move their cars.
When the taxi moved forward, John opened the window, he smiled, waved to the other taxi drivers, and said "Ohhh... Yeeaaaahhhh... Baby.."

All other taxi drivers looked at to Marcus were confused, disgusted, and wanted to throw up...

Just a movie (mōō'vē) review

I think Tropic Thunder is the funniest movie of this year. Most of the scenes in this movie made me laugh. You should see this movie. Ben Stiller and Jack Black seemed to be funnier in this movie compared to their previous movies.

One thing that tickle me is Tom Cruise's role. He looked damn different.
I've never seen Tom Cruise act as a bald ugly old man. Haha.. It's still awkward for me to see him acting as an old man.

Ben Stiller is the actor, writer, and even as the director of this movie. Glad he could bring a great and funny movie to his fans. Just more than what I've expected :D...

Just an Upcoming Game (geym)

Blizzard, one of famous game developers, is about to release Diablo III, an action RPG game, and it's coming up with an improved video graphic as well as gameplay.

Two decades have passed since the demonic lords, Diablo, Mephisto, and Baal, set out across the world of Sanctuary on a vicious rampage, twisting humanity to their unholy will. Yet for those who battled the Prime Evils, the memory fades slowly. Blizzard.

It is too early actually to talk about the release date, as Blizzard themselves still hasn't sure about the release date. "It's too early to estimate Diablo III's release date. We'll have more details to share about countries, languages, and specific dates as we get closer to release." (Diablo III Official Website).

There are some new features such as new characters. The three new characters that has been informed are Barbarian, Wizard and Witch Doctor. There are some possibilities that some more characters will be available in the future.

Source: http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

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Just a Game (geym)

PC Game, it's just one of many entertainments you can find out there. Believe it or not, gamers have their own community, just like the other community out there. However, most of the community are formed through online forums.

Actually, what I'm going to talk in this post isn't the history of a game or a community itself (maybe I'll talk about it another time). I'm going to discuss about the game that recently was released. It's a strategy genre game.

Basically, if you're a strategy genre gamer, you will be excited about the release of this game. Yeah, it's Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. Fans of the Red Alert series of real-time strategy (RTS) game Command & Conquer will be rewarded for their patience. For about $119, you can discover the excitement of playing RTS game. Just right, isn't it..

Source: http://www.ea.com/redalert/index.jsp

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Just a Welcome (wěl'kəm)

It's my first time to write in a blog. First time not always as bad as it looks, ain't it? (Hope so..)

Well.. This blog would contain not more than any entertaining things.
I won't put any political news or even more serious things.

Basically, What You See Is What You Get (WYSIWYG).

Just as simple as that...