Just a Salesman (sālz'mən)

We all know how disturbing salesmen are, when they come to your house, knock and offer something that actually you don't need it. Somethings like dictionary (hey, you can find anything in internet nowadays) or vacuum cleaner ( i bet you'll buy electronic things in a more reliable store together with the warranty).

Well, here is a funny story about salesman...

When I was young, I saw a salesman knocked my neighbor's door. He brought a vacuum cleaner. Yeah.. Of course he wanted to sell that vacuum cleaner.

My neighbor opened the door. Without saying "hi", the salesman barged into the house and suddenly he spread some cow shits.

After he's done that, he said "Don't worry ma'am, let me prove to you that I can clean all of these mess with my vacuum cleaner. If I can't clean it up, I make sure to you that I'll eat all those shits"

My neighbor said "Hmm... Do you want any ketchup or chili to eat with?"

"??? What's the matter ma'am? You don't trust me?" The salesman replied

"Can't you see that we're having a blackout at the moment..."