Just a joke (jōk)

One day, John, a 40-years-old guy, dressed up very well. Well enough until you couldn't differ him with teenagers. He went to Indonesia Plaza to shop his necessities. When he was walking to taxi stand, a guy robbed him and left him with only an underwear.

Then, he ran to taxi stand, he tried to explain what had happened to him and asked the taxi driver to drive him to his place.
He promised the taxi driver to pay him when he got home. However, the taxi driver didn't trust him and said "You beggar.. Don't try to trick me, will ya.."

John was really upset to hear that and seek revenge to that taxi driver.

On the other day, he went to Indonesia Plaza again. After finished shopping, he walked to the taxi stand. He found many taxis were waiting for commuters. Then, he searched for the taxi driver who "dumped" him before. And actually, he found him!

Ok, now he planned something to deal with him..
Think..
Think....
Think......
Aha! He said.. He came up with an idea.

He went to the first taxi in the queue.
"Dude, how much is it to Pondok Indah?" John asked.
"Like usual, $10 will do" the taxi driver replied.
"After we got there, we'll do sodomy. Don't worry, I'll give you more money later. How bout that?" John asked again.
"WHAT THE F*CK!? Do you think I'm HOMO!?" angry the taxi driver.

All the taxi drivers in the queue got angry when he asked the same questions.
He kept doing that until the last taxi driver; the taxi driver that "dumped" him before.

Looked like that the taxi driver had forgotten John.
"Dude, how much is it to Pondok Indah?" John asked.
"Like usual, not much, just $10." he replied.
"Ok then, let's go." John hopped in to the taxi without asking any further. While he was hoping in, he saw the taxi driver's license name. It's Marcus.

Since the taxi was in the last queue, the taxi driver shouted at the other taxi drivers in front of him to move their cars.
When the taxi moved forward, John opened the window, he smiled, waved to the other taxi drivers, and said "Ohhh... Yeeaaaahhhh... Baby.."

All other taxi drivers looked at to Marcus were confused, disgusted, and wanted to throw up...